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Quand je commence un nouveau boulot demain

unbrindelecture: Quand j’ai vu le dress code de la boîte Quand je vais devoir prendre un rythme de vie normal

Feb 19th

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My Workout For Thursday February 07

I earned 214 points for my workout on Fitocracy! Kneeling Push-Up +18 pts 10 reps (+6 pts)10 reps (+6 pts)10 reps (+6 pts) Running (Intervals/Sprints) +196 pts 0:05:00 || 3.5 mph || walk (+12 pts)0:03:00 || 5.5 mph || jog (+29 pts)0:01:30 || 3.5 mph || walk (+5 pts)0:05:00 || 5.5 mph || jog (+49 pts)0:02:30 || 3.5 mph || walk (+6 pts)0:03:00 || 5.5 mph || jog (+29 pts)0:01:30 || 3.5 mph...

Feb 7th

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My Workout For Wednesday January 23

I earned 68 points for my workout on Fitocracy! Running (Intervals/Sprints) +50 pts 0:05:00 || 3.5 mph || walk (+5 pts)0:01:30 || 6 mph || jog (+5 pts)0:01:30 || 3.5 mph || walk (+5 pts)0:03:00 || 6 mph || jog (+5 pts)0:03:00 || 3.5 mph || walk (+5 pts)0:01:30 || 6 mph || jog (+5 pts)0:01:30 || 3.5 mph || walk (+5 pts)0:03:00 || 6 mph || jog (+5 pts)0:03:00 || 3.5 mph || walk (+5...

Jan 24th

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My Workout For Monday January 21

I earned 71 points for my workout on Fitocracy! Running (Intervals/Sprints) +50 pts 0:05:00 || 3.5 mph || walk (+5 pts)0:01:30 || 6 mph || jog (+5 pts)0:01:30 || 3.5 mph || walk (+5 pts)0:03:00 || 6 mph || jog (+5 pts)0:03:00 || 3.5 mph || walk (+5 pts)0:01:30 || 6 mph || jog (+5 pts)0:01:30 || 4 mph || walk (+5 pts)0:03:00 || 6 mph || jog (+5 pts)0:03:00 || 3.5 mph || walk (+5...

Jan 22nd

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My Workout For Tuesday January 22

I earned 163 points for my workout on Fitocracy! Walking (treadmill) +87 pts 0:15:00 || 3.5 mph (+27 pts)0:20:00 || 4 mph (+53 pts)0:05:00 || 3.5 mph (+7 pts) Push-Up +38 pts 10 reps (+19 pts)10 reps (+19 pts) Kneeling Push-Up +12 pts 10 reps (+6 pts)10 reps (+6 pts) Sit-Up +26 pts 20 reps (+13 pts)20 reps (+13 pts) Think you can beat me, or want to comment? Fitocracy is the social...

Jan 22nd

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My Workout For Thursday January 17

I earned 91 points for my workout on Fitocracy! Walking (treadmill) +91 pts 0:20:00 || 3.5 mph (+38 pts)0:20:00 || 4 mph (+53 pts) Think you can beat me, or want to comment? Fitocracy is the social fitness community that has helped hundreds of thousands level up their fitness. Start your fitness transformation today!

Jan 17th

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My Workout For Wednesday January 16

I earned 187 points for my workout on Fitocracy! Running (Intervals/Sprints) +70 pts 0:05:00 || 4 mph || walk (+5 pts)0:01:30 || 6 mph || jog (+5 pts)0:02:00 || 4 mph || walk (+5 pts)0:01:30 || 6 mph || jog (+5 pts)0:02:00 || 4 mph || walk (+5 pts)0:01:30 || 6 mph || jog (+5 pts)0:02:00 || 4 mph || walk (+5 pts)0:01:30 || 6 mph || jog (+5 pts)0:02:00 || 4 mph || walk (+5 pts)0:01:30 || 6...

Jan 16th

Nov 30th

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Nov 29th

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HOW I LOST 80 POUNDS

nevergiveup-283to140: I break it all down on my “How I’m Losing” page… check it out ;) This girl is amazing. Fitspo ftw

Nov 29th

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Nov 29th

2,158 notes

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What is going on at the Pentagon?

Sidenote: Are there really only like, 2 women to have affairs with? This love triangle quadrilateral is hilarious (if you ignore the fact that it involves men who are responsible for our national security). (image courtesy of Buzzfeed; gif courtesy of GiveUpInternet)

Nov 14th

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Nov 2nd

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Birthdaaaaay [almost.]

I’m baaaaaaaack. I forgot about Tumblr for a while. That’s what happens with Pinterest and Doctor Who take over your life. And Pandaren. Damn those Pandaren! *shakes fist* Anyway, it’s mah birfday this weekend. I love the free stuff you get just for turning a year older. Free breakfast sandwich (and a hug!) at ABP this morning. Gonna have a free Starbucks later. Got some free...

Nov 2nd

Nov 1st

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Oct 19th

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Oct 17th

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Oct 17th

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Oct 17th

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Oct 12th

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WHEN I TOSS MY STUFFED ANIMAL IVE HAD SINCE I WAS...

howdoiputthisgently: I FEEL GUILTY LIKE:

Oct 11th

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Oct 2nd

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Here's an awkward start to the day:

Having to ask your boss whether he would like his patients to shave their scrotum before a vasectomy, and then telling the patient it’s up to him, but “if you don’t, the doctor will most likely have to do some clean-up before he….goes…in….”

Oct 2nd

Aug 31st

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Insult to Injury

dogshaming: I feel like that’s just a metaphor for life, right there.

Aug 30th

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Aug 29th

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Overheard at the Office, part 374

P: “Well, I don’t want to talk to the nurses, because they’re all chicks and they don’t have dicks, so they don’t know anything about my problems.” -_- (For what it’s worth, I put him through to our MALE nurse)

Aug 29th

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Overheard at the Office, part 189

K: “He smuggled his erection out of here on Friday, had sex with his wife, and ended up in the ER. Now he wants to try again.”

Aug 28th

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CUANDO TENGO HAMBRE Y AL FIN LLAMAN MI NOMBRE EN...

enpanamasabemos:

Aug 15th

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